Saturday mail delivery in Canada was eliminated by Canada Post on February 1, 1969!
In Tokyo, a bicycle is faster than a car for most trips of less than 50 minutes!
There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal Crackers cookie zoo!
Should there be a crash, Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane as a precaution!
Your body is creating and killing 15 million red blood cells per second!
The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a standard playing card!
There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos!
There is one slot machine in Las Vegas for every eight inhabitants!
The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off!
Every day 20 banks are robbed. The average take is $2,500!
The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad!
Tablecloths were originally meant to be served as towels with which dinner guests could wipe their hands and faces after eat
During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants!
Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they cant find any food!
Dolphins sleep with one eye open!
The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is over 9000 years old!
In space, astronauts cannot cry properly, because there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow down their faces!
There are more plastic flamingos in the U.S, than real ones!
About 3000 years ago, most Egyptians died by the time they were 30!
More people use blue toothbrushes, than red ones!
A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.!
Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, every time you breathe!
In the White House, there are 13,092 knives, forks and spoons!
Slugs have 4 noses!
Recycling one glass jar, saves enough energy to watch T.V for 3 hours!
Lightning strikes about 6,000 times per minute on this planet!
Owls are one of the only birds who can see the color blue!
The average American/Canadian drinks about 600 sodas a year!
It was once against the law to slam your car door in a city in Switzerland!
There wasn't a single pony in the Pony Express, just horses!
Honeybees have a type of hair on their eyes!
........1..2..3...breathe....and repeat...........
.......rest your eyes.. there's plenty more where that came from........
The starfish is one of the few animals who can turn it's stomach inside-out!
Eskimo ice cream is neither icy, or creamy!
A jellyfish is 95 percent water!
In Bangladesh, kids as young as 15 can be jailed for cheating on their finals!
The katydid bug hears through holes in its hind legs!
A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your plate!
More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world!
The elephant is one of the few mammals that can't jump!
The penguin is the only bird who can swim, but not fly!
Q is the only letter in the alphabet that does not appear in the name of any of the United States!
One quarter of the bones in your body are in your feet!
America once issued a 5-cent bill!
You'll eat about 35,000 cookies in a lifetime! Wow!
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different!
There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, and month! Interesting tries from our readers: orange: door hinge, melange (French for mix) purple: hurtle, durple?, turtle month: once, bunth?, hunch
Babe Ruth wore a cabbage leaf under his cap to keep him cool! He changed it every 2 innings!
Fortune cookies were actually invented in America, in 1918, by Charles Jung!
A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years! Wow!
A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!
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Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!
Here are some interesting numbers to look at! (*1997)
166,875,000,000 pieces of mail are delivered each year in the U.S!
1,525,000,000 miles of telephone wire a strung across the U.S!
123,000,000 cars are being driven down the U.S's highways!
85,000,000 tons of paper are used each year in the U.S!
56,000,000 people go to Major League baseball each year!
Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!
The praying mantis is the only insect that can turn its head!
In Tokyo, they sell toupees for dogs!
There are over 58 million dogs in the U.S!
Dogs and cats consume over $11 billion worth of pet food a year!
Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!
Humans blink over 10,000,000 times a year!
In the year 2000, Pope John Paul II was named an "Honorary Harlem Globetrotter."!
Every second, Americans collectively eat one hundred pounds of chocolate
A fetus develops fingerprints at eighteen weeks!
The fear of vegetables is called Lachanophobia!.. More fears...
There are approximately fifty Bibles sold each minute across the world!
Every year, kids in North America spend close to half a billion dollars on chewing gum!
An earthquake on Dec. 16, 1811 caused parts of the Mississippi River to flow backwards!
A person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day!
Honolulu is the only place in the United States that has a royal palace!
One gallon of used motor oil can ruin approximately one million gallons of fresh water!
More money is spent on gardening than on any other hobby!
In 32 years. there are about 1 billion seconds!
Rice paper does not have any rice in it!
Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms every day!
In England, in the 1880's, "Pants" was considered a dirty word!
Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!
The blesbok, a South African antelope, is almost the same color as grapejuice!
The average person laughs 13 times a day!
Dogs can hear sounds that you cant!
Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women!
It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them!
Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel, "Gadsby", which contains over 50,000 words -- none of them with the letter E!
Of all the words in the English language, the word set has the most definitions!
A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans!
Every 45 seconds, a house catches on fire in the United States!
The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth!
........1..2..3...breathe....and repeat...........
.......rest your eyes.. there's plenty more where that came from........
The most used letter in the English alphabet is 'E', and 'Q' is the least used!
There are more than 50,000 earthquakes throughout the world every year!
The original name for the butterfly was 'flutterby'!
Dogs and cats, like humans, are either right or left handed... or is that paws?!
The opposite sides of a dice cube always add up to seven!
Nose prints are used to identify dogs, just like humans use fingerprints!
Bulls are colorblind, therefore will usually charge at a matador's waving cape no matter what color it is -- be it red or neon yellow!
Apples are more efficient than caffeine in keeping people awake in the mornings!
Smelling bananas and/or green apples (smelling, not eating) can help you lose weight!
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A hard working adult sweats up to 4 gallons per day. Most of the sweat evaporates before a person realizes it's there, though!
The average ice berg weighs 20,000,000 tons!
The poison-arrow frog has enough poison to kill about 2,200 people!
A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!
After eating, a housefly regurgitates its food and then eats it again!
Know any of these strange facts?
Wow! Amazing! All of it! Thanks for sharing that with me (us)! You just made me a little bit smarter :) Awesome. Where did you find all of those facts? Some of them are really very interesting. If you have anymore I'd be willing to read them!
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Reply:Some of these I know, most I didn't.
I looked at the Blesbok and its hide doesn't look like grape juice to me, looks more tan-ish brown.
Reply:very interesting, where did you get these?
Reply:those were great!
i actually knew a lot of those, but most of them i did not. my brain is full to explode with useless information
Reply:You sure do have a lot of time on your hands. AND a lot on your mind. ha ha
Reply:The exclaimation point after every fact really gave this whole thing an extra something.
And the thing about the lump of gold is amazing!
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i likes the "lump of pure gold.....tennis court" one....i'm gonna have to spread that one around tomorrow...^_^
Reply:It is a great amazing collection of stunning information. Thanks.I will like to add some for your information.
There is a small town called Shinganpur in Maharashtra State in India, close to Shirdi.It has a population of app.14,000 residing in 2000 houses. These houses have no locking system in them. They do no have any doors too. Inside the houses,the cupboards,trunks,boxes,suitcases or any other storage containers do not have any locks in them.It is believed by the local people that they have absolute protection of their Lord Shani.It is also true that there has been no incidence of any theft,burglary,looting,pilferage etc. in the village for the last 150 years.
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Strange( & useless) facts?
• There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal Crackers cookie zoo!
• Forest fires move faster uphill than downhill!
• If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
• The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable"!
• The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds!
• A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside!
• Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie!
• over 10,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows!
• Thomas Edison, light bulb inventor, was afraid of the dark!
• Dolphins sleep with one eye open!
• There are more plastic flamingos in the U.S, than real ones!
• During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants!
• Slugs have 4 noses!
• There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, and month! Interesting tries from our readers: orange: door hinge, mélange (French for mix) purple: hurtle, durple?, turtle month: once, bunth?, hunch
• It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them!
• Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
• Humans, dolphins and Bonobo Chimpanzees are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
• It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
• You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
• Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
• A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
• A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
• The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
• Polar bears are left handed.
• The flea can jump 350 times its body length, that is like a human jumping the length of a football field.
• A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.
• The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body.
• The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off.
• Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
• The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.
• 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
• The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.
• "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
• The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
• Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
• If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
• TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.
• A snail can sleep for 3 years.
• The longest one-syllable word in the English language is
"screeched."
• There are only four words in the English language which end in "- dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
• A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
• A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
• The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
• There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.
Strange( %26amp; useless) facts?
add this to ur list
* flamigoes turn pink from eating shrimp
* an ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain
* a worm has five hearts %26amp; cannot swim
* the yougest person to give birth was a five year old girl from India
* Lord of the Rings was entered in the guinnesss book of world records for havining a movie with the most fake feet made
* an adult sqid can squeeze thru a hole the size of a quarter
Reply:You got that from http://www.redbrick.dcu.ie/~me... Report It
Reply:Funny and informative at the same time.
Reply:WOW that's great half that crap I didn't even need to know.
Reply:wow
Reply:Goodness. I'm glad that I read this! I'd like to know exactly when I will eat those alleged 8 spiders. Ha.
Reply:Kewlness. I love random facts. %26lt;3
Reply:thats awsome
Reply:way cool! i love these kind of wierd facts things. some of them are really interesting and funny!! thanks
Reply:Those are not true... if you are going to tell people facts, look them up and make sure they are right. (Trust me, I do all the time, and got sued before because i didn't.) So just a warning.. be carful what you post here... And there are 360 dimples in a golf ball, not 336... go ahead and count them....And Scientist haven't clarrified that you eat 8 spiders in a lifetime at night.. it is more like 8 every 2 months...But thank you, I already knew them all, but some people didnt... for them they might be glad... Be Happy!
Reply:AWESOME i luv these kinds of cool things and facts!
Reply:Great cutting and pasting. Thanks!
• Forest fires move faster uphill than downhill!
• If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
• The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable"!
• The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds!
• A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside!
• Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie!
• over 10,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows!
• Thomas Edison, light bulb inventor, was afraid of the dark!
• Dolphins sleep with one eye open!
• There are more plastic flamingos in the U.S, than real ones!
• During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants!
• Slugs have 4 noses!
• There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, and month! Interesting tries from our readers: orange: door hinge, mélange (French for mix) purple: hurtle, durple?, turtle month: once, bunth?, hunch
• It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them!
• Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
• Humans, dolphins and Bonobo Chimpanzees are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
• It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
• You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
• Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
• A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
• A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
• The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
• Polar bears are left handed.
• The flea can jump 350 times its body length, that is like a human jumping the length of a football field.
• A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.
• The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body.
• The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off.
• Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
• The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.
• 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
• The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.
• "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
• The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
• Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
• If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
• TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.
• A snail can sleep for 3 years.
• The longest one-syllable word in the English language is
"screeched."
• There are only four words in the English language which end in "- dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
• A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
• A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
• The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
• There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.
Strange( %26amp; useless) facts?
add this to ur list
* flamigoes turn pink from eating shrimp
* an ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain
* a worm has five hearts %26amp; cannot swim
* the yougest person to give birth was a five year old girl from India
* Lord of the Rings was entered in the guinnesss book of world records for havining a movie with the most fake feet made
* an adult sqid can squeeze thru a hole the size of a quarter
Reply:You got that from http://www.redbrick.dcu.ie/~me... Report It
Reply:Funny and informative at the same time.
Reply:WOW that's great half that crap I didn't even need to know.
Reply:wow
Reply:Goodness. I'm glad that I read this! I'd like to know exactly when I will eat those alleged 8 spiders. Ha.
Reply:Kewlness. I love random facts. %26lt;3
Reply:thats awsome
Reply:way cool! i love these kind of wierd facts things. some of them are really interesting and funny!! thanks
Reply:Those are not true... if you are going to tell people facts, look them up and make sure they are right. (Trust me, I do all the time, and got sued before because i didn't.) So just a warning.. be carful what you post here... And there are 360 dimples in a golf ball, not 336... go ahead and count them....And Scientist haven't clarrified that you eat 8 spiders in a lifetime at night.. it is more like 8 every 2 months...But thank you, I already knew them all, but some people didnt... for them they might be glad... Be Happy!
Reply:AWESOME i luv these kinds of cool things and facts!
Reply:Great cutting and pasting. Thanks!
Any obscure music recommendations?
Below is a list of some of the artists/bands on my iTunes so that you can have an idea of what I like. As you can tell, my taste is very diverse. But please keep in mind when making suggestions that I have thousands upon thousands of CDs and albums and that these artists are just a few compared to the rest...thanks!
? And The Mysterians
10 CC
13th Floor Elevators
34 Satellite
38 Special
The 5th Dimension
Abigail Washburn
AC/DC
Aerosmith
Al Green
Al Kooper
Al Kooper with Mike Bloomfield and Steve Stills (the super sessions)
The Alan Parsons Project
Albert Hammond
Alice Cooper
Alice In Chains
The Allman Brothers Band
Amazing Rhythm Aces
The Amboy Dukes
America
Amon Düül II
And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead
The Animals
Apollo Sunshine
Apples In Stereo
April Wine
Arctic Monkeys
Aretha Franklin
Arlo Guthrie
Asia
The Association
Asylum Street Spankers
Atomic Rooster
Ayreon
B.J. Thomas
B.B. King
BTO
Bad Company
Badfinger
The Band
The Barbarians
Bauhaus
The Beach Boys
The Bears
The Beatles
The Bea Brummels
Beck
The Bee Gees
Beethoven
The Bellamy Brothers
Ben Harper
Beulah
Big Bill Broonzy
Big Head Todd and The Monsters
Big Joe Turner
Big Mama Thornton
Big Star
Bill Haley and His Comets
Bill Withers
Billie Holiday
Billy Idol
Billy Joel
The Black Angels
The Black Crowes
Black Flag
The Black Keys
Black Oak Arkansas
Black Sabbath
Blackfield
Blackfoot
Blackmore's Night
Blind Faith
Blind Lemon Jefferson
Blind Melon
Bloc Party
Blondie
Blood, Sweat and Tears
Blue Cheer
Blue Oyster Cult
Blue Rodeo
The Blue Van
Blues Image
Blues Magoos
The Blues Project
Blues Travelers
Bo Diddley
Bob Dylan
Bob Marley
Bog Seger and the Silver Bullet Band
Bob Welch
Bob Wills
Bobbie Gentry
Bobby Darin
Bon Jovi
Booker T. and the M.G.s
Boston
Bread
Brewer adn Shipley
Brian Eno
Brian Hyland
The Brian Jonestown Massacre
Bright Eyes
Brothers Johnson
Bruce Springsteen
Bryan Adams
Bubble Puppy
Buckcherry
The Buckinghams
Buddy Guy
Buddy Holly
Budgie
Buena Vista Social Club
Buffalo Springfield
Built To Spill
Butthole Surfers
The Buzzcocks
The Byrds
Cake
Cal Smith
Calexico
Can
Canned Heat
Captain Beefheart
Carl Orff
Carl Perkins
Carlos Santana
Carlos Varela
Carly Simon
Carole King
The Carpenters
The Cars
The Castaways
Cat Stevens
Chad and Jeremy
The Chambers Brothers
The Charlatans
Charley Patton
The Charlie Daniels Band
Charlie Musselwhite
Chicago
Chopin
Chris Robinson
Chris Whitley
Chuck Berry
Cinderella
Clarence Carter
The Clash
Clint Black
Collective Soul
Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen
The Commodores
Comus
Confederate Railroad
Corrosion Of Conformity
Count Five
Country Joe and the Fish
The Cowsills
Crash Test Dummies
The Crazy World Of Arthur Brown
Cream
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Crispian St Peters
Crosby, Stills, Nash and (Young)
Curtis Mayfield and the Impressions
Damn Yankees
Danny O'Keefe
Danzig
David Allan Coe
David Bowie
David Gilmour
Davie Allan and The Arrows
Dax Riggs
Dead Boys
The Dead Milkmen
Deadboy and the Elephantmen
The Decemberists
Deep Purple
Def Leppard
The Del-Vetts
Delaney and Bonnie
Depeche Mode
Derek and the Dominos
The Desert Rose Band
Diana Ross and the Supremes
Diary Of Dreams
The Dictators
Dinosaur Jr.
Dio
Dion and the Belmonts
Dire Straits
The Dixie Dregs
Dobie Grey
Dolly Parton
Don McLean
Donovan
The Doobie Brothers
The Doors
Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show
Dr. John
Dream Theater
Drive-By Truckers
Dwight Yoakam
The Eagles
The Easybeats
Eddie Cochran
Edgar Winter Group
Edison Lighthouse
Edvard Grieg
Electric Flag
Electric Hellfire Club
Electric Light Orechestra
The Electric Prunes
Elliott Smith
Elmore James
Elton John
Elvis Costello
Elvis Presley
Emerson, Lake and Palmer
Eric Clapton
Eric JOhnson
Erin McKeown
Etta James
The Everly Brothers
Explosions in the Sky
The Fabulous Thunderbirds
The Faces
Fairport Convention
Faith No More
Fats Domino
Fear Factory
Firefall
Five Man Electrical Band
The Flaming Lips
The Flamingos
Fleetwood Mac
The Flying Burrito Brothers
Focus
Foghat
The Folk Implosion
Foreigner
Frank Sinatra
Frank Zappa
The Fratellis
Fred Astaire
Fred Neil
Free
Friends and Lovers
From First To Last
Fugazi
Funkadelic
Gallery
Garbage
Gary Hoey
Gary Moore
Gary Wright
Genesis
Gentle Giant
George Clinton
George Harrison
George Jones
George Thorgood
The Georgia Satellites
Gerry and the Pacemakers
Gil Scott-Heron
Gin Blossoms
Glen Campbell
Golden Earing
Goose Creek Symphony
Gordon Lightfoot
Gram Parsons
Grand Funk Railroad
The Grassroots
Grateful Dead
Gravy Train
The Greencards
The Gregg Allman Band
The Guess Who
Guided By Voices
Guillermo Portabales
Guns N' Roses
H.P. Lovecraft
Half Man Half Biscuit
Hank Williams Sr.
Harper's Bizarre
Harry Chapin
Harry Nilsson
Hawkwind
Head East
Heart
Henry Mancini
The Highwaymen
The Hollies
The Hombres
The Housemartins
Howlin' Wolf
Humble Pie
Hüsker Dü
Ida Cox
The Ides Of March
Iggy Pop with and without the Stooges
Igor Stravinsky
Ike and Tina Turner
Incredible String Band
INXS
Iron and Wine
Iron Butterfly
Iron Maiden
It's A Beautiful Day
J. Geils Band
J.J. Cale
Jackie DeShannon
Jackson Browne
Jackyl
James Brown
The James Gang
James Taylor
Jane's Addiction
Janis Ian
Janis Joplin
Jeff Beck
Jeff Buckley
Jefferson Airplane
Jerry Garcia
Jerry Lee Lewis
The Jesus and Mary Chain
Jethro Tull
Jim Croce
Jimi Hendrix
Joan Baez
Joan Jett
Joanna Newsom
Joe Bonamassa
Joe Cocker
Joe Satriani
Joe Walsh
John Cale
John Mellencamp
John Denver
John Fogerty
John Lee Hooker
John Lennon
John Martyn
John Mayall
John Prine
John Williams
Johnny Cash
Johnny Mathis
Johnny Paycheck
Johnny Thunders
Johnny Winters
Jon Butcher Axis
Jonathon Edwards
Joni Mitchell
Journey
Joy Division
Judas Priest
Judy Collins
Kaiser Chiefs
Kanda Bongo Man
Kansas
Kate Bush
Kenny and the Kasuals
King Crimson
Kings Of Convenience
The Kingsmen
The Kinks
KISS
The Knickerbockers
Koko Taylor
Kris Kristofferson
Kyuss
Larry Graham
Laura Nyro
Lead Belly
The Leaves
Led Zeppelin
Lefty Frizzell
The Lemon Pipers
The Lemonheads
Leo Sayer
Leon Russell
Leonard Cohen
Little Barrie
Little Feat
Little River Band
Live
Lobo
Looking Glass
Los Trio Matamoros
Lou Reed
Love
Love and Rockets
The Lovin' Spoonful
Lucinda Williams
Lynyrd Skynyrd
The Maticians
The Mahavishnu Orchestra
The Mamas and the Papas
Manfred Mann's Earth Band
Maria McKee
Marianne Faithful
Marillion
Mark Knopfler
The Marshall Tucker Band
Marvin Gaye
Mason Williams
The Masters Apprentices
Matthews Southern Comfort
MC5
Meat Loaf
Medeski, Martin adn Wood
Megadeth
Melanie
The Melvins
Merle Haggard
Merrilee Rush and the Turnabouts
Metallica
Mick Jagger
Mike + the Mechanics
Mike Oldfield
The Misfits
Mississippi John Hurt
Moby Grape
The Modern Lovers
Modest Mouse
Mogwai
The Mojo Men
Molly Hatchet
The Monkees
Montrose
The Moody Blues
Morrissey
Mother Love Bone
Motorhead
Mott The Hoople
Mouse and the Traps
The Move
Mr. Bungle
Muddy Waters
Mungo Jerry
Muse
The Music Explosion
My Morning Jacket
Nancy Sinatra
Nancy Wilson
Nazareth
The Nazz
Neil Diamond
Neil Finn
Neil Young
Neutral Milk Hotel
New Riders of the Purple Sage
The New Seekers
New York Dolls
The NIce
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
Nick Drake
Nickel Creek
The Nightcrawlers
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
Norman Greenbaum
Old Crow Medicine Show
Oliver
Opeth
Otis Redding
Otis Williams and the Charms
Over The Rhine
Ozzy Osbourne
Pantera
The Paul Butterfield Blues Band
Paul McCartney
Paul Simon
Pavement
Pearl Jam
The Penguins
Percy Sledge
Pere Ubu
Peter and Gordon
Peter Frampton
Peter, Paul and Mary
Phil Ochs
Phish
Pilot
Pink Floyd
The Pixies
PJ Harvey
The Platters
The Pogues
Poison
The Police
Porcupine Tree
The Pretenders
The Pretty THings
Procol Harum
Psychedelic Furs
Pure Prairie League
Queen
Quicksilver Messenger Service
REM
Racer X
Radiohead
Rainbow
Ram Jam
The Ramones
The Rascals
The Raspberries
Ravi Shankar
Ray Charles
Red Rider
The Remains
REO Speedwagon
The Replacements
Revoltion Cocks
The Rezillos
Richard and Linda Thompson
Richard Hell and the Voidoids
Richie Havens
Rick Derringer
Rickie Lee Jones
The Righteous Brothers
Ringo Starr
Robert JOhnson
Robert Palmer
Robert Plant
Rocket From The Crypt
Rod Stewart
Rodrigo y Gabriela
Roger Daltry
Roger Waters
Roky Erickson
The Rolling Stones
The Ronettes
Rory Gallagher
Rose Hill Drive
Roxy Music
Roy Harper
Roy Orbison
Rufus Wainwright
The Runaways
Rush
Russell Morris
Ry Cooder
Sagittarius
Sam Cooke
Sammy Hagar
Sammy Johns
Sanford Townsend Band
Scorpions
Scott McKenzie
Screaming Trees
Seals and Crofts
The Seeds
The Sensational Alex Harvey Band
Sex Pistols
THe Shadows of Knight
The SHins
Sigur Ros
The Silos
Silver APples
Simon and Garfunkel
Sir Douglas Quintet
Six:A.M.
Skid Row
Skip James
Skip Spence
Sly and the Family Stone
The Small Faces
The Smashing Pumpkints
Smith
The Smiths
Smokey Robinson and the Miracles
Snake River Conspiracy
The Soft Machine
Sonata Artica
The Sonics
Sonny Boy Williamson
Sopwith Camel
Soul Asylum
Soul Survivors
Sound Team
Spacemen 3
Spencer Davis Group
Spin Doctors
Spirit
Spiritualized
Squeeze
Squirrel Nut Zippers
SRC
The Standells
The Staples Singers
Status Quo
Stealers Wheel
Steely Dan
Steppenwolf
Stereolab
Steve Earle
Steve Miller Band
Steve Morrse Band
Steve Vai
Steve Wariner
Stevie Ray Vaughan
Stevie Wonder
Stone Poneys
The Stone Roses
Stone Temple Pilots
The Strangeloves
Strawberry Alarm Clock
Styx
Supergrass
Supertramp
Sweet
Syd Barrett
T-Bone Walker
T. Rex
Tangerine Dream
Tavares
Tchaikovsky
The Teardrop Explodes
Ted Nugent
Television
The Temptations
Ten Years After
Terry Jacks
Tesla
Them
Thin Lizzy
Three Dog NIght
Thunderclap Newman
Tim Buckley
Tim Hardin
Todd Rundgren
Tom Cochrane
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Tom Waits
Tommy James and the Shondells
Tomorrow
Toni Fisher
Tony Bennett
Tool
Tori Amos
Traffic
The Tragically Hip
Traveling Wilburys
The Tremeloes
The Troggs
The Turtles
The Twilights
Type O Negative
Uncle Tupelo
Urge Overkill
Uriah Heep
Ursa Major
The Vagrants
Van Der Graaf Generator
Van Halen
Van Morrison
Vanilla Fudge
The Vaselines
Velevet Revolver
The Velvet Underground
The Verve
Voxtrot
The Wallflowers
Walter Rossi
War
Warren Zevon
The Waterboys
Waylon Jennings
The Who
Widespread Panic
Wilco
The Wildhearts
William Elliott Whitmore
Willie Nelson
Wilson Pickett
Wings
Wire
Wishbone Ash
Woddy Guthrie
The Yardbirds
Yes
Yngwie Malmsteen
Yo La Tengo
The Young Rascals
The Youngbloods
Zager and Evans
The Zombies
ZZ Top
Any obscure music recommendations?
Good lawd, that's a lot of bands.......
Zen Guerilla kind of takes a page from the MC5 book, playing some raw gritty blues-influenced rock 'n' roll.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvwwBr2xm...
The ***** - Old school punk from Austin. Mudhoney covered this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpLlKlNwR...
Mono - Post-rock from Japan. I saw them live a little more than a month ago and the sounds they created were mind-boggling.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUf0nZ9Ik...
John Fahey. This guy was amazing with the guitar.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYDrkG2EG...
Monorchid - Actually I just found this one looking for Circus Lupus but it seems pretty sweet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5jHlQ04h...
Wow, Asylum Street Spankers. I went to school with Guy Forsythe's brother. I didn't think anyone knew them.
Great call on The Jayhawks Darth.
Reply:Atreyu
Rob Zombie
White Zombie
Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Three Doors Down
Just to name a few good ones...
Reply:you need...NEED to listen to Bessie Smith..."empty bed blues" try to find the album "Emperess of the Blues" freakin' awsome!
Reply:I'd be willing to bet you have the Nuggets compilation, at least the original. And if you don't I'd recomend it, Nuggets: Original Artyfacts From The First Psychedelic Era, the four disc Rhino update is great.
The Undertones are a good punky poppy band.
Teenage Head are a really good Canadian punk band, agan with plenty of pop.
I don't see Slade up there, but they're probably one of the bands you just left out if you have Sweet and T.Rex.
The Hollywood Brats are a great early 70's glam/punk band in the vein of the New York Dolls.
The Boys are a great poppy punk band.
Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros were a good band.
The Jam are a great mod revival/punk band.
The Violent Femmes are cool, I'm sure you've heard "Blister In The Sun" if you don't have anything by them, so I they don't really need a description.
The Ugly Ducklings (if you can find them) were a Canadian garage rock band from the 60's, and they really were one of THE definitive bands. They rocked harder than any of their peers, maybe even the Sonics, and there's an obvious link from them to punk.
Suicide were a neat electronic/punk band from the first wave of New York Bands and you need to hear them at least once before you die, even if you don't like them. I don't even care for them much and I'm saying it.
The Vibrators, Weirdos, Stiff Little Fingers, Stranglers, Talking Heads, X, X-Ray Spex, 999, the Zeros are all good punk bands that I didn't see on your list. But almost everything I have that isn't punk is in that list, but if you ever get in a punky mood visit www.punk77.co.uk and browse through his list of pre '80 bands, it's very extensive.
Hope I helped!
Reply:Death From Above 1979
TV On The Radio
Black Lips
Tegan And sara
Reply:Steve Stevens-Flamenco-A-Go-Go
Bozzio,Levin,Stevens-Situation Dangerous
Dick Dale-anything
Link Wray-anything
Vanessa Mae-anything
Nightwish-Once,Century Child
Leaves Eyes-Lovelorn,Vinland Saga
Theatre of Tragedy-anything
Iced Earth-Burnt Offerings,Something Wicked This Way Comes,Horror Show,The Glorious Burden,Framing Armageddon-(Something Wicked pt.1)
HammerFall-anything
Reply:If you like Bright Eyes, Conor Oberst used to be in a band called Park Ave, so try them. Two of the girls who used to be in Park Ave are now in Tilly And The Wall. I love Tilly And The Wall, it's really cool because they use tap-dancing as percussion instead of drums. =]
Also, try The Like, Blonde Redhead, Dear And The Headlights, Meg %26amp; Dia, Rilo Kiley, Wolf Parade, Minus The Bear, and Deerhoof.
Reply:You've got it pretty well covered with that great list. You could try some music some internet stations call Americana. A lot of it is sort of alt country from some of the great artists of Texas, like Nanci Griffith, Dale Watson, Jerry Jeff Walker, and others.
Reply:Yeah, since Woddy Guthrie and I are much the same
(Woddy used to always say "It's all about the lyrics") then you'd, no doubt, like moi's iconoclastic feces.
Stay on groovin' safari,
Tor
Reply:Jack Off Jill
Marilyn Manson
Combichrist(more Industrial)
Insane Clown Posse has a song called "Lets go all the way" that is classified as rock because the razorblade twins can play the guitar really ****** good
Reply:Magic Mixture (had one album in 1968)
Jimmy Eat World
http://www.music-nerds.com/album.php?id=...
Acid Mothers Temple (very very psychedelic)
http://www.music-nerds.com/browse.php?by...
Rage Against the Machine (not obscure, but not on your list)
Reply:I saw Bright Eyes.
If you like them, you have to listen to Rilo Kiley and Desaparecidos.
Reply:WOW! I'm not sure how long that list was, but I have *only* 187 of those artists in my collection.
I don't know how many of these would class as obscure, but a lot of them are not 'everyday' type bands.
I'm going to give you a song with each artist here :)
Silence ~ Delerium {feat. Sarah McLachlan}
It's All Coming Back To Me Now ~ Pandora's Box
Venice in Peril ~ Rondo Veneziano
High In the Sky ~ Amen Corner
Sunny ~ Billy Preston
Getaway ~ Georgie Fame
Deeper and Deeper ~ The Fixx
Sorcerer ~ Marilyn Martin
Hold Back Tomorrow ~ Lisa Lougheed
Nowhere Fast ~ Fire Inc.
Wade in the Water ~ Ramsey Lewis
Games People Play ~ Joe South
Maniac ~ Michael Sembello
The Queen of Argyll ~ Silly Wizard
Heart and Soul ~ Wolfstone
The Gathering Storms ~ Ross Kennedy %26amp; Archie McAllister
Listen Up ~ Gossip
Kites ~ Simon Dupree %26amp; The Big Sound
Sahara ~ Camel
We Are Not Alone ~ Karla DeVito
Handbags and Gladrags ~ Chris Farlowe
House of the Rising Sun ~ Frijid Pink
In A Broken Dream ~ Python Lee Jackson
Edit :~
I missed two!
Vinegar Joe
Stone the Crows
Reply:Stars are an amazing indie pop band that everyone should check out - their songs sound so upbeat, but their lyrics are deep and well-written and they’re not your typical band. If you only want to check out one of the bands I list, it has to be Stars. Klaxons are also a good band, and they definitely fall under the “obscure” category. You’ll either love them or you’ll hate them. They classify themselves as New Rave, and they’re really original compared to the popular music of today. There’s also Silversun Pickups, an alternative rock band that has been compared to The Smashing Pumpkins (the lead singer of Silversun Pickups also sounds a lot like Billy Corgan) and Metric, an indie rock group with songs so catchy it’s insane. Those are some of my favourite bands right now, so hopefully you’ll like at least one of them (I was going to recommend Bright Eyes, but I see that you’re already a fan).
Reply:You may not be able to find this - but Jim Kweskin %26amp; his Jug Band - song is called Ukelele Lady
http://www.wirz.de/music/kweskfrm.htm
www.rhapsody.com/jimkweskinthejugband
Reply:Try some Dream Syndicate...maybe Cat Power, Hole, Pylon, The Feelies...Animal Collective, Young Marble Giants, Beat Happening
Reply:wow that's a lot of music!
Umm I can only think of a few obscure bands I know
Random Damage
The Shizit
Finntroll
Abney Park
ShadowPlay
Imperia
Wrythend
EDIT:
Also Melt Banana
Nine Black Alps
The Mars Volta
Sjael (really good!!)
Reply:i didn't read them all.....
but i want to reinforce what some people said...
-the arcade fire and sufjan stevens are AWESOME bets.
also check out danielson...if you like sufjan.
try (sorry if its already been listed or said in an answer):
-ambulance ltd.
-athlete
-interpol (A MUST)
-junior senior
-kenna
-klaxons (A MUST)
-the libertines
-OK Go (another must)
-tegan and sara
theres SOO many more...but those are a few..
happy listening :)
Reply:walter trout, src, blue mountain eagle, southside johnny and the asbury jukes, leon redbone, crabby appleton
Reply:Every band I love that's not already on Your list
(Cause 90% of them are)
Zebra
An absolutely unique sounding quasi metal early 80's band
Their singer/guitarist Randy Jackson has a gorgeous voice and is a shredding guitar player, they are also one of the few bands with a full choir sound to most of their songs.
They are very melodic yet heavy.
They are on YouTube and Limewire
Just look up the songs
"Who's Behind The Door" and "Bears"
The Jayhawks
In my opinion, the very best of the 90's alt-country bands
Their alnum "Hollywood Town Hall"
Is one of the very best albums of the 90's I would heartily recommend the entire album to You.
Praying Mantis
The best band (Besides Maiden or Priest) to come out of the NWOBHM, and horribly overlooked.
Their guitarist is one of the best at delivering an avalance of melodic notes I have ever heard. their singer is top notch.
And they write excellent songs
I recommend their album
"Time Tells No Lies"
The Four Horsemen
Their 1990 album "Nobody Said It Was Easy" is one of THE BEST hard rock albums I have ever heard.
But they totally slipped through the cracks because Rick Rubin wasn't interested in developing them
Their song (last track on the album)
"I Need A Thrill/Something Good"
Is absolutely one of the best hard rock guitar anthems ever recorded, I would stack it right up against Freebird of The Song Remains The Same...It's THAT good
I would recommend all these bands for You to check out
Reply:The first band I'd have to recommend who aren't on your list is Arcade Fire. I'm sure you've heard of them, and you may already listen to them, but if not, you should definitely check out their two albums, "Funeral" and "Neon Bible". Here are some of the highlights;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pyp34v6Lm...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEKC5pyOK...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJDsm1Y4k...
Then there's;
The Animal Collective
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6KPDWNAP...
Josh Ritter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqLssKusG...
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvw2cf0DJ...
The Immediate
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlcM-a1_n...
The Polyphonic Spree
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATtRe8q4t...
Final Fantasy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pQl7kye_...
Edit:
I just realised, Of Montreal isn't on your list. If you don't already know them, the album they released this year, "Hissing Fauna, Are You the Destroyer" is a good starting point.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-T-5LJ9K...
Reply:check out dresden dolls.
if you only listen to one band that is recommended, make it that one.
my favorite songs are girl anachronism, missed me, half jack, coin-operated boy, backstabber, sex changes, god i love them all!!
Reply:Finger eleven - paralyzer!!!!!
Reply:Midnight Oil, Huskerdu, Echo and the Bunny men, The ButtholeSurfers, Guadal Canal Diary, Emogene Heap, Rush, Nantucket, Angel, and ZZ Hill.
Reply:your taste is perfect.
The Plasmatics
Reply:Lol, that is alot!
Only thing I listen to that isn't up there and I can remember at the moment is The Stills (indie), No Man (Steven Wilson art rock), Ani DiFranco (indie), Eloy (prog) and Philip Glass (a composer)
Reply:jazzy:
Nina Simone
Madeleine Peyroux
fiddys:
The Chiffons
Chubby Checker
60s/70s rockin':
The Small Faces
The Sonics
Electric Six
The Shocking Blue
other:
Townes Van Zandt
Memphis Minnie
Buck Owens
Ma Rainey
Memphis Slim
Son House
Rev Gary Davis
Sister Wynona Carr
my personal favourite:
Sufjan Stevens
I probably listed stuff you already have, haha. that list is huge!
computer security
? And The Mysterians
10 CC
13th Floor Elevators
34 Satellite
38 Special
The 5th Dimension
Abigail Washburn
AC/DC
Aerosmith
Al Green
Al Kooper
Al Kooper with Mike Bloomfield and Steve Stills (the super sessions)
The Alan Parsons Project
Albert Hammond
Alice Cooper
Alice In Chains
The Allman Brothers Band
Amazing Rhythm Aces
The Amboy Dukes
America
Amon Düül II
And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead
The Animals
Apollo Sunshine
Apples In Stereo
April Wine
Arctic Monkeys
Aretha Franklin
Arlo Guthrie
Asia
The Association
Asylum Street Spankers
Atomic Rooster
Ayreon
B.J. Thomas
B.B. King
BTO
Bad Company
Badfinger
The Band
The Barbarians
Bauhaus
The Beach Boys
The Bears
The Beatles
The Bea Brummels
Beck
The Bee Gees
Beethoven
The Bellamy Brothers
Ben Harper
Beulah
Big Bill Broonzy
Big Head Todd and The Monsters
Big Joe Turner
Big Mama Thornton
Big Star
Bill Haley and His Comets
Bill Withers
Billie Holiday
Billy Idol
Billy Joel
The Black Angels
The Black Crowes
Black Flag
The Black Keys
Black Oak Arkansas
Black Sabbath
Blackfield
Blackfoot
Blackmore's Night
Blind Faith
Blind Lemon Jefferson
Blind Melon
Bloc Party
Blondie
Blood, Sweat and Tears
Blue Cheer
Blue Oyster Cult
Blue Rodeo
The Blue Van
Blues Image
Blues Magoos
The Blues Project
Blues Travelers
Bo Diddley
Bob Dylan
Bob Marley
Bog Seger and the Silver Bullet Band
Bob Welch
Bob Wills
Bobbie Gentry
Bobby Darin
Bon Jovi
Booker T. and the M.G.s
Boston
Bread
Brewer adn Shipley
Brian Eno
Brian Hyland
The Brian Jonestown Massacre
Bright Eyes
Brothers Johnson
Bruce Springsteen
Bryan Adams
Bubble Puppy
Buckcherry
The Buckinghams
Buddy Guy
Buddy Holly
Budgie
Buena Vista Social Club
Buffalo Springfield
Built To Spill
Butthole Surfers
The Buzzcocks
The Byrds
Cake
Cal Smith
Calexico
Can
Canned Heat
Captain Beefheart
Carl Orff
Carl Perkins
Carlos Santana
Carlos Varela
Carly Simon
Carole King
The Carpenters
The Cars
The Castaways
Cat Stevens
Chad and Jeremy
The Chambers Brothers
The Charlatans
Charley Patton
The Charlie Daniels Band
Charlie Musselwhite
Chicago
Chopin
Chris Robinson
Chris Whitley
Chuck Berry
Cinderella
Clarence Carter
The Clash
Clint Black
Collective Soul
Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen
The Commodores
Comus
Confederate Railroad
Corrosion Of Conformity
Count Five
Country Joe and the Fish
The Cowsills
Crash Test Dummies
The Crazy World Of Arthur Brown
Cream
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Crispian St Peters
Crosby, Stills, Nash and (Young)
Curtis Mayfield and the Impressions
Damn Yankees
Danny O'Keefe
Danzig
David Allan Coe
David Bowie
David Gilmour
Davie Allan and The Arrows
Dax Riggs
Dead Boys
The Dead Milkmen
Deadboy and the Elephantmen
The Decemberists
Deep Purple
Def Leppard
The Del-Vetts
Delaney and Bonnie
Depeche Mode
Derek and the Dominos
The Desert Rose Band
Diana Ross and the Supremes
Diary Of Dreams
The Dictators
Dinosaur Jr.
Dio
Dion and the Belmonts
Dire Straits
The Dixie Dregs
Dobie Grey
Dolly Parton
Don McLean
Donovan
The Doobie Brothers
The Doors
Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show
Dr. John
Dream Theater
Drive-By Truckers
Dwight Yoakam
The Eagles
The Easybeats
Eddie Cochran
Edgar Winter Group
Edison Lighthouse
Edvard Grieg
Electric Flag
Electric Hellfire Club
Electric Light Orechestra
The Electric Prunes
Elliott Smith
Elmore James
Elton John
Elvis Costello
Elvis Presley
Emerson, Lake and Palmer
Eric Clapton
Eric JOhnson
Erin McKeown
Etta James
The Everly Brothers
Explosions in the Sky
The Fabulous Thunderbirds
The Faces
Fairport Convention
Faith No More
Fats Domino
Fear Factory
Firefall
Five Man Electrical Band
The Flaming Lips
The Flamingos
Fleetwood Mac
The Flying Burrito Brothers
Focus
Foghat
The Folk Implosion
Foreigner
Frank Sinatra
Frank Zappa
The Fratellis
Fred Astaire
Fred Neil
Free
Friends and Lovers
From First To Last
Fugazi
Funkadelic
Gallery
Garbage
Gary Hoey
Gary Moore
Gary Wright
Genesis
Gentle Giant
George Clinton
George Harrison
George Jones
George Thorgood
The Georgia Satellites
Gerry and the Pacemakers
Gil Scott-Heron
Gin Blossoms
Glen Campbell
Golden Earing
Goose Creek Symphony
Gordon Lightfoot
Gram Parsons
Grand Funk Railroad
The Grassroots
Grateful Dead
Gravy Train
The Greencards
The Gregg Allman Band
The Guess Who
Guided By Voices
Guillermo Portabales
Guns N' Roses
H.P. Lovecraft
Half Man Half Biscuit
Hank Williams Sr.
Harper's Bizarre
Harry Chapin
Harry Nilsson
Hawkwind
Head East
Heart
Henry Mancini
The Highwaymen
The Hollies
The Hombres
The Housemartins
Howlin' Wolf
Humble Pie
Hüsker Dü
Ida Cox
The Ides Of March
Iggy Pop with and without the Stooges
Igor Stravinsky
Ike and Tina Turner
Incredible String Band
INXS
Iron and Wine
Iron Butterfly
Iron Maiden
It's A Beautiful Day
J. Geils Band
J.J. Cale
Jackie DeShannon
Jackson Browne
Jackyl
James Brown
The James Gang
James Taylor
Jane's Addiction
Janis Ian
Janis Joplin
Jeff Beck
Jeff Buckley
Jefferson Airplane
Jerry Garcia
Jerry Lee Lewis
The Jesus and Mary Chain
Jethro Tull
Jim Croce
Jimi Hendrix
Joan Baez
Joan Jett
Joanna Newsom
Joe Bonamassa
Joe Cocker
Joe Satriani
Joe Walsh
John Cale
John Mellencamp
John Denver
John Fogerty
John Lee Hooker
John Lennon
John Martyn
John Mayall
John Prine
John Williams
Johnny Cash
Johnny Mathis
Johnny Paycheck
Johnny Thunders
Johnny Winters
Jon Butcher Axis
Jonathon Edwards
Joni Mitchell
Journey
Joy Division
Judas Priest
Judy Collins
Kaiser Chiefs
Kanda Bongo Man
Kansas
Kate Bush
Kenny and the Kasuals
King Crimson
Kings Of Convenience
The Kingsmen
The Kinks
KISS
The Knickerbockers
Koko Taylor
Kris Kristofferson
Kyuss
Larry Graham
Laura Nyro
Lead Belly
The Leaves
Led Zeppelin
Lefty Frizzell
The Lemon Pipers
The Lemonheads
Leo Sayer
Leon Russell
Leonard Cohen
Little Barrie
Little Feat
Little River Band
Live
Lobo
Looking Glass
Los Trio Matamoros
Lou Reed
Love
Love and Rockets
The Lovin' Spoonful
Lucinda Williams
Lynyrd Skynyrd
The Maticians
The Mahavishnu Orchestra
The Mamas and the Papas
Manfred Mann's Earth Band
Maria McKee
Marianne Faithful
Marillion
Mark Knopfler
The Marshall Tucker Band
Marvin Gaye
Mason Williams
The Masters Apprentices
Matthews Southern Comfort
MC5
Meat Loaf
Medeski, Martin adn Wood
Megadeth
Melanie
The Melvins
Merle Haggard
Merrilee Rush and the Turnabouts
Metallica
Mick Jagger
Mike + the Mechanics
Mike Oldfield
The Misfits
Mississippi John Hurt
Moby Grape
The Modern Lovers
Modest Mouse
Mogwai
The Mojo Men
Molly Hatchet
The Monkees
Montrose
The Moody Blues
Morrissey
Mother Love Bone
Motorhead
Mott The Hoople
Mouse and the Traps
The Move
Mr. Bungle
Muddy Waters
Mungo Jerry
Muse
The Music Explosion
My Morning Jacket
Nancy Sinatra
Nancy Wilson
Nazareth
The Nazz
Neil Diamond
Neil Finn
Neil Young
Neutral Milk Hotel
New Riders of the Purple Sage
The New Seekers
New York Dolls
The NIce
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
Nick Drake
Nickel Creek
The Nightcrawlers
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
Norman Greenbaum
Old Crow Medicine Show
Oliver
Opeth
Otis Redding
Otis Williams and the Charms
Over The Rhine
Ozzy Osbourne
Pantera
The Paul Butterfield Blues Band
Paul McCartney
Paul Simon
Pavement
Pearl Jam
The Penguins
Percy Sledge
Pere Ubu
Peter and Gordon
Peter Frampton
Peter, Paul and Mary
Phil Ochs
Phish
Pilot
Pink Floyd
The Pixies
PJ Harvey
The Platters
The Pogues
Poison
The Police
Porcupine Tree
The Pretenders
The Pretty THings
Procol Harum
Psychedelic Furs
Pure Prairie League
Queen
Quicksilver Messenger Service
REM
Racer X
Radiohead
Rainbow
Ram Jam
The Ramones
The Rascals
The Raspberries
Ravi Shankar
Ray Charles
Red Rider
The Remains
REO Speedwagon
The Replacements
Revoltion Cocks
The Rezillos
Richard and Linda Thompson
Richard Hell and the Voidoids
Richie Havens
Rick Derringer
Rickie Lee Jones
The Righteous Brothers
Ringo Starr
Robert JOhnson
Robert Palmer
Robert Plant
Rocket From The Crypt
Rod Stewart
Rodrigo y Gabriela
Roger Daltry
Roger Waters
Roky Erickson
The Rolling Stones
The Ronettes
Rory Gallagher
Rose Hill Drive
Roxy Music
Roy Harper
Roy Orbison
Rufus Wainwright
The Runaways
Rush
Russell Morris
Ry Cooder
Sagittarius
Sam Cooke
Sammy Hagar
Sammy Johns
Sanford Townsend Band
Scorpions
Scott McKenzie
Screaming Trees
Seals and Crofts
The Seeds
The Sensational Alex Harvey Band
Sex Pistols
THe Shadows of Knight
The SHins
Sigur Ros
The Silos
Silver APples
Simon and Garfunkel
Sir Douglas Quintet
Six:A.M.
Skid Row
Skip James
Skip Spence
Sly and the Family Stone
The Small Faces
The Smashing Pumpkints
Smith
The Smiths
Smokey Robinson and the Miracles
Snake River Conspiracy
The Soft Machine
Sonata Artica
The Sonics
Sonny Boy Williamson
Sopwith Camel
Soul Asylum
Soul Survivors
Sound Team
Spacemen 3
Spencer Davis Group
Spin Doctors
Spirit
Spiritualized
Squeeze
Squirrel Nut Zippers
SRC
The Standells
The Staples Singers
Status Quo
Stealers Wheel
Steely Dan
Steppenwolf
Stereolab
Steve Earle
Steve Miller Band
Steve Morrse Band
Steve Vai
Steve Wariner
Stevie Ray Vaughan
Stevie Wonder
Stone Poneys
The Stone Roses
Stone Temple Pilots
The Strangeloves
Strawberry Alarm Clock
Styx
Supergrass
Supertramp
Sweet
Syd Barrett
T-Bone Walker
T. Rex
Tangerine Dream
Tavares
Tchaikovsky
The Teardrop Explodes
Ted Nugent
Television
The Temptations
Ten Years After
Terry Jacks
Tesla
Them
Thin Lizzy
Three Dog NIght
Thunderclap Newman
Tim Buckley
Tim Hardin
Todd Rundgren
Tom Cochrane
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Tom Waits
Tommy James and the Shondells
Tomorrow
Toni Fisher
Tony Bennett
Tool
Tori Amos
Traffic
The Tragically Hip
Traveling Wilburys
The Tremeloes
The Troggs
The Turtles
The Twilights
Type O Negative
Uncle Tupelo
Urge Overkill
Uriah Heep
Ursa Major
The Vagrants
Van Der Graaf Generator
Van Halen
Van Morrison
Vanilla Fudge
The Vaselines
Velevet Revolver
The Velvet Underground
The Verve
Voxtrot
The Wallflowers
Walter Rossi
War
Warren Zevon
The Waterboys
Waylon Jennings
The Who
Widespread Panic
Wilco
The Wildhearts
William Elliott Whitmore
Willie Nelson
Wilson Pickett
Wings
Wire
Wishbone Ash
Woddy Guthrie
The Yardbirds
Yes
Yngwie Malmsteen
Yo La Tengo
The Young Rascals
The Youngbloods
Zager and Evans
The Zombies
ZZ Top
Any obscure music recommendations?
Good lawd, that's a lot of bands.......
Zen Guerilla kind of takes a page from the MC5 book, playing some raw gritty blues-influenced rock 'n' roll.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvwwBr2xm...
The ***** - Old school punk from Austin. Mudhoney covered this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpLlKlNwR...
Mono - Post-rock from Japan. I saw them live a little more than a month ago and the sounds they created were mind-boggling.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUf0nZ9Ik...
John Fahey. This guy was amazing with the guitar.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYDrkG2EG...
Monorchid - Actually I just found this one looking for Circus Lupus but it seems pretty sweet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5jHlQ04h...
Wow, Asylum Street Spankers. I went to school with Guy Forsythe's brother. I didn't think anyone knew them.
Great call on The Jayhawks Darth.
Reply:Atreyu
Rob Zombie
White Zombie
Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Three Doors Down
Just to name a few good ones...
Reply:you need...NEED to listen to Bessie Smith..."empty bed blues" try to find the album "Emperess of the Blues" freakin' awsome!
Reply:I'd be willing to bet you have the Nuggets compilation, at least the original. And if you don't I'd recomend it, Nuggets: Original Artyfacts From The First Psychedelic Era, the four disc Rhino update is great.
The Undertones are a good punky poppy band.
Teenage Head are a really good Canadian punk band, agan with plenty of pop.
I don't see Slade up there, but they're probably one of the bands you just left out if you have Sweet and T.Rex.
The Hollywood Brats are a great early 70's glam/punk band in the vein of the New York Dolls.
The Boys are a great poppy punk band.
Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros were a good band.
The Jam are a great mod revival/punk band.
The Violent Femmes are cool, I'm sure you've heard "Blister In The Sun" if you don't have anything by them, so I they don't really need a description.
The Ugly Ducklings (if you can find them) were a Canadian garage rock band from the 60's, and they really were one of THE definitive bands. They rocked harder than any of their peers, maybe even the Sonics, and there's an obvious link from them to punk.
Suicide were a neat electronic/punk band from the first wave of New York Bands and you need to hear them at least once before you die, even if you don't like them. I don't even care for them much and I'm saying it.
The Vibrators, Weirdos, Stiff Little Fingers, Stranglers, Talking Heads, X, X-Ray Spex, 999, the Zeros are all good punk bands that I didn't see on your list. But almost everything I have that isn't punk is in that list, but if you ever get in a punky mood visit www.punk77.co.uk and browse through his list of pre '80 bands, it's very extensive.
Hope I helped!
Reply:Death From Above 1979
TV On The Radio
Black Lips
Tegan And sara
Reply:Steve Stevens-Flamenco-A-Go-Go
Bozzio,Levin,Stevens-Situation Dangerous
Dick Dale-anything
Link Wray-anything
Vanessa Mae-anything
Nightwish-Once,Century Child
Leaves Eyes-Lovelorn,Vinland Saga
Theatre of Tragedy-anything
Iced Earth-Burnt Offerings,Something Wicked This Way Comes,Horror Show,The Glorious Burden,Framing Armageddon-(Something Wicked pt.1)
HammerFall-anything
Reply:If you like Bright Eyes, Conor Oberst used to be in a band called Park Ave, so try them. Two of the girls who used to be in Park Ave are now in Tilly And The Wall. I love Tilly And The Wall, it's really cool because they use tap-dancing as percussion instead of drums. =]
Also, try The Like, Blonde Redhead, Dear And The Headlights, Meg %26amp; Dia, Rilo Kiley, Wolf Parade, Minus The Bear, and Deerhoof.
Reply:You've got it pretty well covered with that great list. You could try some music some internet stations call Americana. A lot of it is sort of alt country from some of the great artists of Texas, like Nanci Griffith, Dale Watson, Jerry Jeff Walker, and others.
Reply:Yeah, since Woddy Guthrie and I are much the same
(Woddy used to always say "It's all about the lyrics") then you'd, no doubt, like moi's iconoclastic feces.
Stay on groovin' safari,
Tor
Reply:Jack Off Jill
Marilyn Manson
Combichrist(more Industrial)
Insane Clown Posse has a song called "Lets go all the way" that is classified as rock because the razorblade twins can play the guitar really ****** good
Reply:Magic Mixture (had one album in 1968)
Jimmy Eat World
http://www.music-nerds.com/album.php?id=...
Acid Mothers Temple (very very psychedelic)
http://www.music-nerds.com/browse.php?by...
Rage Against the Machine (not obscure, but not on your list)
Reply:I saw Bright Eyes.
If you like them, you have to listen to Rilo Kiley and Desaparecidos.
Reply:WOW! I'm not sure how long that list was, but I have *only* 187 of those artists in my collection.
I don't know how many of these would class as obscure, but a lot of them are not 'everyday' type bands.
I'm going to give you a song with each artist here :)
Silence ~ Delerium {feat. Sarah McLachlan}
It's All Coming Back To Me Now ~ Pandora's Box
Venice in Peril ~ Rondo Veneziano
High In the Sky ~ Amen Corner
Sunny ~ Billy Preston
Getaway ~ Georgie Fame
Deeper and Deeper ~ The Fixx
Sorcerer ~ Marilyn Martin
Hold Back Tomorrow ~ Lisa Lougheed
Nowhere Fast ~ Fire Inc.
Wade in the Water ~ Ramsey Lewis
Games People Play ~ Joe South
Maniac ~ Michael Sembello
The Queen of Argyll ~ Silly Wizard
Heart and Soul ~ Wolfstone
The Gathering Storms ~ Ross Kennedy %26amp; Archie McAllister
Listen Up ~ Gossip
Kites ~ Simon Dupree %26amp; The Big Sound
Sahara ~ Camel
We Are Not Alone ~ Karla DeVito
Handbags and Gladrags ~ Chris Farlowe
House of the Rising Sun ~ Frijid Pink
In A Broken Dream ~ Python Lee Jackson
Edit :~
I missed two!
Vinegar Joe
Stone the Crows
Reply:Stars are an amazing indie pop band that everyone should check out - their songs sound so upbeat, but their lyrics are deep and well-written and they’re not your typical band. If you only want to check out one of the bands I list, it has to be Stars. Klaxons are also a good band, and they definitely fall under the “obscure” category. You’ll either love them or you’ll hate them. They classify themselves as New Rave, and they’re really original compared to the popular music of today. There’s also Silversun Pickups, an alternative rock band that has been compared to The Smashing Pumpkins (the lead singer of Silversun Pickups also sounds a lot like Billy Corgan) and Metric, an indie rock group with songs so catchy it’s insane. Those are some of my favourite bands right now, so hopefully you’ll like at least one of them (I was going to recommend Bright Eyes, but I see that you’re already a fan).
Reply:You may not be able to find this - but Jim Kweskin %26amp; his Jug Band - song is called Ukelele Lady
http://www.wirz.de/music/kweskfrm.htm
www.rhapsody.com/jimkweskinthejugband
Reply:Try some Dream Syndicate...maybe Cat Power, Hole, Pylon, The Feelies...Animal Collective, Young Marble Giants, Beat Happening
Reply:wow that's a lot of music!
Umm I can only think of a few obscure bands I know
Random Damage
The Shizit
Finntroll
Abney Park
ShadowPlay
Imperia
Wrythend
EDIT:
Also Melt Banana
Nine Black Alps
The Mars Volta
Sjael (really good!!)
Reply:i didn't read them all.....
but i want to reinforce what some people said...
-the arcade fire and sufjan stevens are AWESOME bets.
also check out danielson...if you like sufjan.
try (sorry if its already been listed or said in an answer):
-ambulance ltd.
-athlete
-interpol (A MUST)
-junior senior
-kenna
-klaxons (A MUST)
-the libertines
-OK Go (another must)
-tegan and sara
theres SOO many more...but those are a few..
happy listening :)
Reply:walter trout, src, blue mountain eagle, southside johnny and the asbury jukes, leon redbone, crabby appleton
Reply:Every band I love that's not already on Your list
(Cause 90% of them are)
Zebra
An absolutely unique sounding quasi metal early 80's band
Their singer/guitarist Randy Jackson has a gorgeous voice and is a shredding guitar player, they are also one of the few bands with a full choir sound to most of their songs.
They are very melodic yet heavy.
They are on YouTube and Limewire
Just look up the songs
"Who's Behind The Door" and "Bears"
The Jayhawks
In my opinion, the very best of the 90's alt-country bands
Their alnum "Hollywood Town Hall"
Is one of the very best albums of the 90's I would heartily recommend the entire album to You.
Praying Mantis
The best band (Besides Maiden or Priest) to come out of the NWOBHM, and horribly overlooked.
Their guitarist is one of the best at delivering an avalance of melodic notes I have ever heard. their singer is top notch.
And they write excellent songs
I recommend their album
"Time Tells No Lies"
The Four Horsemen
Their 1990 album "Nobody Said It Was Easy" is one of THE BEST hard rock albums I have ever heard.
But they totally slipped through the cracks because Rick Rubin wasn't interested in developing them
Their song (last track on the album)
"I Need A Thrill/Something Good"
Is absolutely one of the best hard rock guitar anthems ever recorded, I would stack it right up against Freebird of The Song Remains The Same...It's THAT good
I would recommend all these bands for You to check out
Reply:The first band I'd have to recommend who aren't on your list is Arcade Fire. I'm sure you've heard of them, and you may already listen to them, but if not, you should definitely check out their two albums, "Funeral" and "Neon Bible". Here are some of the highlights;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pyp34v6Lm...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEKC5pyOK...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJDsm1Y4k...
Then there's;
The Animal Collective
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6KPDWNAP...
Josh Ritter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqLssKusG...
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvw2cf0DJ...
The Immediate
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlcM-a1_n...
The Polyphonic Spree
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATtRe8q4t...
Final Fantasy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pQl7kye_...
Edit:
I just realised, Of Montreal isn't on your list. If you don't already know them, the album they released this year, "Hissing Fauna, Are You the Destroyer" is a good starting point.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-T-5LJ9K...
Reply:check out dresden dolls.
if you only listen to one band that is recommended, make it that one.
my favorite songs are girl anachronism, missed me, half jack, coin-operated boy, backstabber, sex changes, god i love them all!!
Reply:Finger eleven - paralyzer!!!!!
Reply:Midnight Oil, Huskerdu, Echo and the Bunny men, The ButtholeSurfers, Guadal Canal Diary, Emogene Heap, Rush, Nantucket, Angel, and ZZ Hill.
Reply:your taste is perfect.
The Plasmatics
Reply:Lol, that is alot!
Only thing I listen to that isn't up there and I can remember at the moment is The Stills (indie), No Man (Steven Wilson art rock), Ani DiFranco (indie), Eloy (prog) and Philip Glass (a composer)
Reply:jazzy:
Nina Simone
Madeleine Peyroux
fiddys:
The Chiffons
Chubby Checker
60s/70s rockin':
The Small Faces
The Sonics
Electric Six
The Shocking Blue
other:
Townes Van Zandt
Memphis Minnie
Buck Owens
Ma Rainey
Memphis Slim
Son House
Rev Gary Davis
Sister Wynona Carr
my personal favourite:
Sufjan Stevens
I probably listed stuff you already have, haha. that list is huge!
computer security
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1. Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
2. You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night
3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
4. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
5. I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
6. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
7. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
8. Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you.
9. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
10. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
11. You are the reason men fall in love.
12. I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
13. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
14. When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
15. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
16. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
17. Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams.
18. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
19. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something, my jaw!
20. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
21. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
22. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
23. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
24. Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
25. Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
26. You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
27. Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
28. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
29. If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
30. Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
31. Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boyfriend?
32. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
33. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
34. Are you related to Mike Tyson? Because you knock me out.
35. If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be named McGourgous.
36. Your body must be a Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
37. How you doin?
38. Please come here, I'm desperate.
39. Didn't we go to different schools together?
40. Guy: Did you just fart? Girl: No, why? Guy: Because you just blew me away.
41. If I had a nickel for every girl as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents
42. Would you like some visene? Why? So you can see our clear future together.
43. I hear your body is made up of 75% water, man am I thirsty!
44. Do you sleep on your stomach? (No) Can I?
45. I love you, you're the best.
46. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you I'd be walking in a garden forever.
47. You're so sweet I'm getting cavities.
48. If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
49. If I had a camera, I'd use the whole roll.
50. Your name must be Lucky Charms, cause you're magically delicious.
51. Baby, have you been eaten your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
52. Are you wearing lipstick? Mind if I taste it?
53. If I were bread, would you be my butter?
54. God was showing off when he made you.
55. Is your name Elmo? Because I want to tickle you all over.
56. Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.
57. Hi, are you here to meet a nice guy/gal or will I do?
58. Aieeeah! Your eyes glow like the twin suns!
59. You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
60. I'm The Man in Demand
61. There's a star in the sky for every time I think of you
62. Hi, I'm incredibly rich.
63. I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
64. Do you have a boyfriend?
65. I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.
66. Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?
67. Statistically speaking, the most effective pickup line of all time is "I love you".
68. You must be a parking ticket (or book), because you have fine written all over you.
69. Excuse me, do you have the time? Woman: No. Man: Well I have the time and it says I have time for you alllll the time
70. Can I dip you in chocolate?
71. Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with me like a nice little fellow?
72. Hi, what's your name? Did you go to (put in a place) yesterday? (No) Oh right, that was in my dream.
73. I heard milk does a body good but man, how much have you been drinking?
74. If love were a drop of water, I'd be in the Atlantic Ocean.
75. If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for fear of losing you.
76. You know what I fell in? (What?) Love with you.
77. Excuse me, do you have Band-aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
78. Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're the bomb.
79. Hi, my name is (insert your name here)
80. Life without you is like a pencil without lead, pointless.
81. I'm a genetic engineer and I need to utilize your body for a stem cell experiment. It shouldn't hurt too bad.
82. My love for you is like diarrhea; I can't hold it in.
83. I think I've seen your picture somewhere. Oh yes, it was in the dictionary under SHA-BAM!
84. You're so hot that you make the sun jealous.
85. Do you know what the square root of 81 is? (Hopefully they say nine) Oh, then you are not just another pretty face.
86. I lost my teddy bear. Can I cuddle with you instead?
87. You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
88. Hey c'mon now, I'm ugly, you're ugly, it's perfect.
89. Can I borrow your library card, because I'd like to check you out!
90. I should call the police because you're stealing my heart.
91. You're more beautiful than 100 pink flamingos on a golf course.
92. I can't wait until tomorrow. Somehow you get prettier every day.
93. If wishes came true I'd be having dinner with you tonight.
94. Girl: I'm sorry, I can't talk right now, I have a(n) (some instrument) lesson. Guy: (instrument)? I thought angels played harps.
95. Excuse me, you look sexy, what's your name?
96. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
97. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business, and speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
98. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
99. ASL?
100. Can I have your heart? I need it to be complete and I don't feel whole without you.
101. It's never easy meeting a complete stranger, especially one as beautiful as you, without being properly introduced. But shall we try anyway?
102. Gently rub the girl's back and say, "I thought angels had wings."
103. You must be the cause of global warming.
104. I don't think a firefighter could put you out.
105. It looks like you need a man in your life. How about me?
106. Um, you have really beautiful...uh...eyes, yea. You are pretty. What I mean is...you have a nice forehead, er ah...Do you believe in when I walk by...(To yourself) Oh man, STUPID STUPID STUPID!
107. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
108. Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
109. Are you a broom? Because you sure swept me off my feet.
110. If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be black at night.
111. You're looking sharper than a page of Oscar Wilde witticisms that has been rolled up into a point, sprinkled with lemon juice and jabbed into someone's eye.
112. I think we should be lab partners because you and I have chemistry.
113. I don't know if it's igneous or metamorphic, but baby, you rock.
114. Did you know the distance from here (touch one side of the girl's shoulder) to here (touch other side of shoulder so your arm is around her) is the same distance from here (touch same spot last touched) to here (grab her around the waist)
115. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to go out with me?
116. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
117. I thought Veryfine only came in a bottle.
118. (Walk up to them, place an ice cube on the floor and crush it with your foot) Now that we've broken the ice, what's your name?
119. If I were a tear drop I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
120. If you're here, who's running heaven?
121. Do you know Karate? Because your body is kickin'
122. I'm going to put this tear of mine in the ocean. When you find it I'll stop loving you.
123. If I were you I would go out with me.
124. Do you work for NASA? Because you're outta this world.
125. Walk up to a girl and look at the tag on the back of her shirt. When she asks what you're doing tell her your checking to see if she was made in heaven.
126. I couldn't pay attention in school (or work) today because I couldn't stop thinking about you.
127. Would you like a coolata, because you are ahota.
128. You're the marshmallows in my Lucky Charms.
129. If I ran McDonald's I'd name a sandwich after you called "The McGorgeous."
130. If I were a gardner, I'd plant your tulips next to mine.
131. Is there an airport near by or is that my heart taking off?
132. Did you hear the latest health report? You need to increase your daily intake of vitamin me.
133. One night I looked up at the stars and thought "Wow, how beautiful." Now that I'm looking at you, nothing else can compare.
134. May I borrow some of the chapstick you're wearing?
135. I have an owie on my lip, will you kiss it and make it better?
136. Hey good lookin' what'chya cookin'?
137. Love is when you don't want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream. After seeing you, I don't ever want to sleep again.
138. Let's hide behind a rock and get a little bolder.
139. How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is (insert name here).
140. Girl: Have we met before? Guy: Only in my dreams.
141. You better stop, drop and roll right now cause you're on fire!
142. Have you ever heard the Pina Colada song, because I want you to come with me and escape.
143. Watching you is like watching the sun rise with the morning dew, but there is one difference - you're better.
144. Jealousy is for everyone else because they don't have you.
145. If you were a pirate would you put your parrot on this shoulder (touch girl's shoulder) or this shoulder? (touch other shoulder and keep arm there)
146. Ever wonder why you have spaces between your fingers? (A: So my fingers can fit there)
147. Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made from the best stuff on earth.
148. Let's make like fabric softener and snuggle!
149. If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
150. Pick up a pack of sugar and hand it to a girl, saying, "Here, you dropped your name tag."
151. I'll make you a bet - $20 says you'll turn me down.
152. I must be dead because I'm talking to an angel.
153. I knew I recognized you. You look just like my next boy/girl friend.
154. If I was an ice cube, I'd melt standing next to you.
155. Are you a star? Because you always shine when I look at you.
156. This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for the love machine.
157. Is your name Gillette, because you're the best a man can get!
158. May I have your autograph? Why? For being the most beautiful girl I have ever seen.
159. I memorized every number in the phone book, but managed to lose yours. I'm gonna need to get that.
160. Is your daddy a shoemaker, because you just knocked me off my feet.
161. Drink unsweetened tea or other beverage, and when she asks why, say, "With you here, I don't need sugar."
162. You might not like it when guys swear, but I swear I'm in love with you.
163. My heart is broken...could you fix it for me?
164. I just ate some skittles. Do you want to taste the rainbow?
165. I think God took the pigment out of a leaf and put it in your eyes (for green-eyed person).
166. I think God took the colour out of the ocean and put it in your eyes (for blue-eyed person)
167. I think God took a brown topaz gem and made you eyes out of it. (for brown-eyed person)
168. I bet it was hard for God to make your eyes out of crystal clear ocean water.
169. Either those are your eyes, or you managed to make a contact lens made out of gem stones.
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i found it very nice to read all that u wrote here was a good way to lighten up my bad day thank u for that
Reply:haha i love these
there awsome
haha
Reply:pointless but very funny and entertaining
Reply:get a life
Reply:1. Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
No, my dad is a martian. he collects stars
2. You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night
Im not tired, im a kenyan
3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
screw you jerk im blind
Reply:I hope you have better lines than that...LOL...a couple were cute though. If you can make her laugh, you're halfway to closing the deal.
Reply:Ballin.Lol try em out.
Reply:I think it was beautiful ! Okay I won't remove it again!
2. You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night
3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
4. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
5. I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
6. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
7. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
8. Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you.
9. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
10. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
11. You are the reason men fall in love.
12. I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
13. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
14. When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
15. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
16. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
17. Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams.
18. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
19. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something, my jaw!
20. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
21. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
22. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
23. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
24. Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
25. Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
26. You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
27. Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
28. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
29. If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
30. Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
31. Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boyfriend?
32. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
33. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
34. Are you related to Mike Tyson? Because you knock me out.
35. If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be named McGourgous.
36. Your body must be a Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
37. How you doin?
38. Please come here, I'm desperate.
39. Didn't we go to different schools together?
40. Guy: Did you just fart? Girl: No, why? Guy: Because you just blew me away.
41. If I had a nickel for every girl as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents
42. Would you like some visene? Why? So you can see our clear future together.
43. I hear your body is made up of 75% water, man am I thirsty!
44. Do you sleep on your stomach? (No) Can I?
45. I love you, you're the best.
46. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you I'd be walking in a garden forever.
47. You're so sweet I'm getting cavities.
48. If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
49. If I had a camera, I'd use the whole roll.
50. Your name must be Lucky Charms, cause you're magically delicious.
51. Baby, have you been eaten your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
52. Are you wearing lipstick? Mind if I taste it?
53. If I were bread, would you be my butter?
54. God was showing off when he made you.
55. Is your name Elmo? Because I want to tickle you all over.
56. Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.
57. Hi, are you here to meet a nice guy/gal or will I do?
58. Aieeeah! Your eyes glow like the twin suns!
59. You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
60. I'm The Man in Demand
61. There's a star in the sky for every time I think of you
62. Hi, I'm incredibly rich.
63. I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
64. Do you have a boyfriend?
65. I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.
66. Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?
67. Statistically speaking, the most effective pickup line of all time is "I love you".
68. You must be a parking ticket (or book), because you have fine written all over you.
69. Excuse me, do you have the time? Woman: No. Man: Well I have the time and it says I have time for you alllll the time
70. Can I dip you in chocolate?
71. Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with me like a nice little fellow?
72. Hi, what's your name? Did you go to (put in a place) yesterday? (No) Oh right, that was in my dream.
73. I heard milk does a body good but man, how much have you been drinking?
74. If love were a drop of water, I'd be in the Atlantic Ocean.
75. If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for fear of losing you.
76. You know what I fell in? (What?) Love with you.
77. Excuse me, do you have Band-aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
78. Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're the bomb.
79. Hi, my name is (insert your name here)
80. Life without you is like a pencil without lead, pointless.
81. I'm a genetic engineer and I need to utilize your body for a stem cell experiment. It shouldn't hurt too bad.
82. My love for you is like diarrhea; I can't hold it in.
83. I think I've seen your picture somewhere. Oh yes, it was in the dictionary under SHA-BAM!
84. You're so hot that you make the sun jealous.
85. Do you know what the square root of 81 is? (Hopefully they say nine) Oh, then you are not just another pretty face.
86. I lost my teddy bear. Can I cuddle with you instead?
87. You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
88. Hey c'mon now, I'm ugly, you're ugly, it's perfect.
89. Can I borrow your library card, because I'd like to check you out!
90. I should call the police because you're stealing my heart.
91. You're more beautiful than 100 pink flamingos on a golf course.
92. I can't wait until tomorrow. Somehow you get prettier every day.
93. If wishes came true I'd be having dinner with you tonight.
94. Girl: I'm sorry, I can't talk right now, I have a(n) (some instrument) lesson. Guy: (instrument)? I thought angels played harps.
95. Excuse me, you look sexy, what's your name?
96. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
97. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business, and speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
98. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
99. ASL?
100. Can I have your heart? I need it to be complete and I don't feel whole without you.
101. It's never easy meeting a complete stranger, especially one as beautiful as you, without being properly introduced. But shall we try anyway?
102. Gently rub the girl's back and say, "I thought angels had wings."
103. You must be the cause of global warming.
104. I don't think a firefighter could put you out.
105. It looks like you need a man in your life. How about me?
106. Um, you have really beautiful...uh...eyes, yea. You are pretty. What I mean is...you have a nice forehead, er ah...Do you believe in when I walk by...(To yourself) Oh man, STUPID STUPID STUPID!
107. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
108. Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
109. Are you a broom? Because you sure swept me off my feet.
110. If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be black at night.
111. You're looking sharper than a page of Oscar Wilde witticisms that has been rolled up into a point, sprinkled with lemon juice and jabbed into someone's eye.
112. I think we should be lab partners because you and I have chemistry.
113. I don't know if it's igneous or metamorphic, but baby, you rock.
114. Did you know the distance from here (touch one side of the girl's shoulder) to here (touch other side of shoulder so your arm is around her) is the same distance from here (touch same spot last touched) to here (grab her around the waist)
115. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to go out with me?
116. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
117. I thought Veryfine only came in a bottle.
118. (Walk up to them, place an ice cube on the floor and crush it with your foot) Now that we've broken the ice, what's your name?
119. If I were a tear drop I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
120. If you're here, who's running heaven?
121. Do you know Karate? Because your body is kickin'
122. I'm going to put this tear of mine in the ocean. When you find it I'll stop loving you.
123. If I were you I would go out with me.
124. Do you work for NASA? Because you're outta this world.
125. Walk up to a girl and look at the tag on the back of her shirt. When she asks what you're doing tell her your checking to see if she was made in heaven.
126. I couldn't pay attention in school (or work) today because I couldn't stop thinking about you.
127. Would you like a coolata, because you are ahota.
128. You're the marshmallows in my Lucky Charms.
129. If I ran McDonald's I'd name a sandwich after you called "The McGorgeous."
130. If I were a gardner, I'd plant your tulips next to mine.
131. Is there an airport near by or is that my heart taking off?
132. Did you hear the latest health report? You need to increase your daily intake of vitamin me.
133. One night I looked up at the stars and thought "Wow, how beautiful." Now that I'm looking at you, nothing else can compare.
134. May I borrow some of the chapstick you're wearing?
135. I have an owie on my lip, will you kiss it and make it better?
136. Hey good lookin' what'chya cookin'?
137. Love is when you don't want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream. After seeing you, I don't ever want to sleep again.
138. Let's hide behind a rock and get a little bolder.
139. How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is (insert name here).
140. Girl: Have we met before? Guy: Only in my dreams.
141. You better stop, drop and roll right now cause you're on fire!
142. Have you ever heard the Pina Colada song, because I want you to come with me and escape.
143. Watching you is like watching the sun rise with the morning dew, but there is one difference - you're better.
144. Jealousy is for everyone else because they don't have you.
145. If you were a pirate would you put your parrot on this shoulder (touch girl's shoulder) or this shoulder? (touch other shoulder and keep arm there)
146. Ever wonder why you have spaces between your fingers? (A: So my fingers can fit there)
147. Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made from the best stuff on earth.
148. Let's make like fabric softener and snuggle!
149. If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
150. Pick up a pack of sugar and hand it to a girl, saying, "Here, you dropped your name tag."
151. I'll make you a bet - $20 says you'll turn me down.
152. I must be dead because I'm talking to an angel.
153. I knew I recognized you. You look just like my next boy/girl friend.
154. If I was an ice cube, I'd melt standing next to you.
155. Are you a star? Because you always shine when I look at you.
156. This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for the love machine.
157. Is your name Gillette, because you're the best a man can get!
158. May I have your autograph? Why? For being the most beautiful girl I have ever seen.
159. I memorized every number in the phone book, but managed to lose yours. I'm gonna need to get that.
160. Is your daddy a shoemaker, because you just knocked me off my feet.
161. Drink unsweetened tea or other beverage, and when she asks why, say, "With you here, I don't need sugar."
162. You might not like it when guys swear, but I swear I'm in love with you.
163. My heart is broken...could you fix it for me?
164. I just ate some skittles. Do you want to taste the rainbow?
165. I think God took the pigment out of a leaf and put it in your eyes (for green-eyed person).
166. I think God took the colour out of the ocean and put it in your eyes (for blue-eyed person)
167. I think God took a brown topaz gem and made you eyes out of it. (for brown-eyed person)
168. I bet it was hard for God to make your eyes out of crystal clear ocean water.
169. Either those are your eyes, or you managed to make a contact lens made out of gem stones.
I Had to Write This..?
i found it very nice to read all that u wrote here was a good way to lighten up my bad day thank u for that
Reply:haha i love these
there awsome
haha
Reply:pointless but very funny and entertaining
Reply:get a life
Reply:1. Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
No, my dad is a martian. he collects stars
2. You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night
Im not tired, im a kenyan
3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
screw you jerk im blind
Reply:I hope you have better lines than that...LOL...a couple were cute though. If you can make her laugh, you're halfway to closing the deal.
Reply:Ballin.Lol try em out.
Reply:I think it was beautiful ! Okay I won't remove it again!
Stupidly interesting deep thoughts?
Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared.
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that's like a regular window.
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind." Basically, it's made up of two separate words-"mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, "I helped skin Bob."
I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!"
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.
I'd rather be rich than stupid.
If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadors came up to you and asked where the gold was, I don't think it would be a good idea to say, "I swallowed it. So sue me."
If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then, yes, Mister Brave Man, I guess I am a coward.
I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.
When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid gold baby? Maybe we'll never know.
We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.
Even though he was an enemy of mine, I had to admit that what he had accomplished was a brilliant piece of strategy. First, he punched me, then he kicked me, then he punched me again.
Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.
I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free. To make someone run out with potato salad in his hand, pretending he's throwing up, is not what I call hospitality.
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable -- until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!!!
Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.
I bet the sparrow looks at the parrot and thinks, yes, you can talk, but LISTEN TO YOURSELF!
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up.
You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.
If you see an animal and you can't tell if it's a skunk or a cat, here's a good saying to help: "Black-and-white, stinks all right. Tabby-colored, likes a fella."
If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away.
If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep the students from just trying to yodel right off. You see, we build to that.
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals.
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing?
Isn't it funny how we'll look out the window at the moon, and then we notice it's not the moon but a streetlight? Also what's funny is how we do this every night.
It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at Marineland says, "You can't throw that chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish." Sure they eat fish, if that's all you give them! Man, wise up.
He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, "Dust to dust," some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, "I'll be waiting for you in heaven -- with a gun."
The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all pile into the car -- I forget what kind it was -- and drive and drive. I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think there were some trees there. The smell of something was strong in the air as we played whatever sport we played. I remember a bigger, older guy we called "Dad." We'd eat some stuff, or not, and then I think we went home. I guess somethings never leave you.
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.
As we were driving, we saw a sign that said "Watch for Rocks." Martha said it should read "Watch for Pretty Rocks." I told her she should write in her suggestion to the highway department, but she started saying it was a joke -- just to get out of writing a simple letter! And I thought I was lazy!
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-outwarehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.
Laurie got offended because I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.
We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with a whore he picked up in town.
I wish a robot would get elected president. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad.
As the evening sky faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I caught that morning, and how gray he was, and how I named him Flint.
If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and your friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.
I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We called him Uncle Cave Man because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he'd eat one of us. Later on we found out he was a bear.
I think people tend to forget that trees are living creatures. They're sort of like dogs. Huge, quiet, motionless dogs, with bark instead of fur.
If God dwells inside of us like some people say, then I sure hope he likes enchiladas, because that's what he's getting.
Instead of having "answers" on a math test, they should call them impressions. And if you have a different impression, so what? Can't we all be brothers?
I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula and Superman away.
It makes me mad when people say I turned and ran like a scared rabbit. Maybe it was like an angry rabbit, who was running to go fight in another fight, away from the first fight.
In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination should disqualify you.
If you ever discover that what you're seeing is a play within a play, just slow down, take a deep breath, and hold on for the ride of your life.
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.
It's too bad that whole families have to be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.
I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the cave men, "If I have come to destroy you, may the sun be blotted out from the sky." Just then the eclipse would start, and they'd probably try to kill you or something, but then you could explain about the rotation of the moon and all, and everyone would get a good laugh.
I think in one of my previous lives I was a mighty king because I like people to do what I say.
Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our house. And I thought, I too am like that snail. I build a defensive wall around myself, a "shell" if you will. But my shell isn't made out of a hard, protective substance. Mine is made out of tinfoil and paper bags.
A man doesn't automatically get my respect. He has to get down in the dirt and beg for it.
If you're ever stuck in some thick undergrowth in your underwear, don't stop and start thinking of what other words have "under" in them, because that's probably the first sign of jungle madness.
I wish scientists would come up with a way to make dogs a lot bigger, but with a smaller head. That way, they'd still be good as watchdogs, but they wouldn't eat so much.
If you ever go temporarily insane, don't shoot somebody, like a lot of people do. Instead, try to get some weeding done, because you'd really be surprised.
I think a good movie would be about a brain surgeon who gets hit on the head and damages the part of the brain that makes you want to study the brain.
Sometimes I think the world has gone completely mad. And then I think, "Aw, who cares?" And then I think, "What's for supper?"
I think that if you were an Indian and you shot an arrow into the back of a fat pioneer woman so she falls screaming to the ground while she shoots her shotgun into the ground, it would be about the top thing you could do.
I bet that if you were an ant walking across the top of a bowl of pudding, you'd have no idea that the only thing that lies between you and certain disaster is the strength of that pudding skin.
I think that if someone sent you something that someone else sent them, and then if you sent it on to some other people you knew, it would be kind of like the first person had sent it to everyone else, except that, if the first person didn't know everyone else, he might think that he had gone crazy for sending it to all these people he had never even heard of.
I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now.
I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching.
You know one thing that will really make a woman mad? Just run up and kick her in the butt. (P.S. This also works with men.)
Stupidly interesting deep thoughts?
I'm sorry but this was way to long to read.
so i didnt.
Reply:okay.
Reply:nice.
i practically read all of them.
made me smile. thanks
Reply:Ha ha ha
Its a bit long, but I like it ^-^
Reply:Long but entertaining.
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that's like a regular window.
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind." Basically, it's made up of two separate words-"mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, "I helped skin Bob."
I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!"
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.
I'd rather be rich than stupid.
If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadors came up to you and asked where the gold was, I don't think it would be a good idea to say, "I swallowed it. So sue me."
If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then, yes, Mister Brave Man, I guess I am a coward.
I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.
When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid gold baby? Maybe we'll never know.
We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.
Even though he was an enemy of mine, I had to admit that what he had accomplished was a brilliant piece of strategy. First, he punched me, then he kicked me, then he punched me again.
Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.
I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free. To make someone run out with potato salad in his hand, pretending he's throwing up, is not what I call hospitality.
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable -- until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!!!
Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.
I bet the sparrow looks at the parrot and thinks, yes, you can talk, but LISTEN TO YOURSELF!
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up.
You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.
If you see an animal and you can't tell if it's a skunk or a cat, here's a good saying to help: "Black-and-white, stinks all right. Tabby-colored, likes a fella."
If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away.
If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep the students from just trying to yodel right off. You see, we build to that.
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals.
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing?
Isn't it funny how we'll look out the window at the moon, and then we notice it's not the moon but a streetlight? Also what's funny is how we do this every night.
It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at Marineland says, "You can't throw that chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish." Sure they eat fish, if that's all you give them! Man, wise up.
He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, "Dust to dust," some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, "I'll be waiting for you in heaven -- with a gun."
The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all pile into the car -- I forget what kind it was -- and drive and drive. I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think there were some trees there. The smell of something was strong in the air as we played whatever sport we played. I remember a bigger, older guy we called "Dad." We'd eat some stuff, or not, and then I think we went home. I guess somethings never leave you.
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.
As we were driving, we saw a sign that said "Watch for Rocks." Martha said it should read "Watch for Pretty Rocks." I told her she should write in her suggestion to the highway department, but she started saying it was a joke -- just to get out of writing a simple letter! And I thought I was lazy!
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-outwarehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.
Laurie got offended because I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.
We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with a whore he picked up in town.
I wish a robot would get elected president. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad.
As the evening sky faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I caught that morning, and how gray he was, and how I named him Flint.
If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and your friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.
I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We called him Uncle Cave Man because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he'd eat one of us. Later on we found out he was a bear.
I think people tend to forget that trees are living creatures. They're sort of like dogs. Huge, quiet, motionless dogs, with bark instead of fur.
If God dwells inside of us like some people say, then I sure hope he likes enchiladas, because that's what he's getting.
Instead of having "answers" on a math test, they should call them impressions. And if you have a different impression, so what? Can't we all be brothers?
I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula and Superman away.
It makes me mad when people say I turned and ran like a scared rabbit. Maybe it was like an angry rabbit, who was running to go fight in another fight, away from the first fight.
In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination should disqualify you.
If you ever discover that what you're seeing is a play within a play, just slow down, take a deep breath, and hold on for the ride of your life.
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.
It's too bad that whole families have to be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.
I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the cave men, "If I have come to destroy you, may the sun be blotted out from the sky." Just then the eclipse would start, and they'd probably try to kill you or something, but then you could explain about the rotation of the moon and all, and everyone would get a good laugh.
I think in one of my previous lives I was a mighty king because I like people to do what I say.
Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our house. And I thought, I too am like that snail. I build a defensive wall around myself, a "shell" if you will. But my shell isn't made out of a hard, protective substance. Mine is made out of tinfoil and paper bags.
A man doesn't automatically get my respect. He has to get down in the dirt and beg for it.
If you're ever stuck in some thick undergrowth in your underwear, don't stop and start thinking of what other words have "under" in them, because that's probably the first sign of jungle madness.
I wish scientists would come up with a way to make dogs a lot bigger, but with a smaller head. That way, they'd still be good as watchdogs, but they wouldn't eat so much.
If you ever go temporarily insane, don't shoot somebody, like a lot of people do. Instead, try to get some weeding done, because you'd really be surprised.
I think a good movie would be about a brain surgeon who gets hit on the head and damages the part of the brain that makes you want to study the brain.
Sometimes I think the world has gone completely mad. And then I think, "Aw, who cares?" And then I think, "What's for supper?"
I think that if you were an Indian and you shot an arrow into the back of a fat pioneer woman so she falls screaming to the ground while she shoots her shotgun into the ground, it would be about the top thing you could do.
I bet that if you were an ant walking across the top of a bowl of pudding, you'd have no idea that the only thing that lies between you and certain disaster is the strength of that pudding skin.
I think that if someone sent you something that someone else sent them, and then if you sent it on to some other people you knew, it would be kind of like the first person had sent it to everyone else, except that, if the first person didn't know everyone else, he might think that he had gone crazy for sending it to all these people he had never even heard of.
I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now.
I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching.
You know one thing that will really make a woman mad? Just run up and kick her in the butt. (P.S. This also works with men.)
Stupidly interesting deep thoughts?
I'm sorry but this was way to long to read.
so i didnt.
Reply:okay.
Reply:nice.
i practically read all of them.
made me smile. thanks
Reply:Ha ha ha
Its a bit long, but I like it ^-^
Reply:Long but entertaining.
Which of the following would you include in lawn or yard decorations?
1. birdhouse(s)
2. wooden barrel(s)
3. pink flamingo(s)
4. lawn jockey statue(s)
5. Gnome statue(s)
6. scarecrow(s)
7. decorative fencing
8. unusual planter containers (such as a toilet, stock pot,
animal trough,etc....)
9. shepherds hook plant hangar
10. your Nations flag
More than one answer is cool...=)
thanx~
Which of the following would you include in lawn or yard decorations?
All of them plus an ex army tank or rusting car
Reply:Birdhouses...
Reply:1
and....I would like some of those led lights to line my drive way and walkway...I have them in the back by the pool, i need them in the front
Reply:When I lived in the country, I had an old wrought iron bed frame on my front lawn and I made a beautiful flower garden within the frame. I called it my flower bed!
Reply:bird houses,,,, lawn gnomes and scarescrows make you paranoid...
Reply:1) Got one of those humming bird things, they're great.
2) This has possibilities.
3) Love 'em! Dunno why, but I do.
4) I'll pass.
5) Put it with the others.
6) No way. People will think it's a political statement.
7) Decorative.... oh, yeah! The stuff with the razor wire on top.
8) Hitching post would be good.
9) They bend too easily.
10) Very cool.
Reply:birdhouse
shepherds pole
American Flag
Reply:birdhouses
nations flag
potted plants
**can't do the garden Gnome as my son would freak...he thinks they come to life and is scared to death of them...sad thing is he is 12...
Reply:1,2 with a nice wild flowers and 7
Reply:#7
#10 - two small USA flags
Reply:#5 Why would you need anything else........
Reply:1,10,7
Reply:Everything but the pink flamingos and the toilet seat planter. Just a little too over the top tacky for me. ;-)
Reply:1. birdhouse(s)
7. decorative fencing
10. your Nations flag
Reply:Birdhouse, Barrel, Fencing, and gotta have the yard Gnome.
An old boot with flowers in it is really cute next to the porch.
Reply:Birdhouses %26amp;%26amp; Nations Flag.
Reply:Birdhouses
Reply:For one thing it would depend on how big ur yard is. Wooden barrels look great but you can't put them straight on the ground because of white ants or termites %26amp; if u do u must treat them every 6mths. I'm not into gnomes and statues etc I think they look tacky. I do like a nice bench and especially one built around a tree. I love hanging baskets and pots with plants especially terracotta (even the plastic terracotta look nice) The only statue type thing I have is a lions head which sqirts water into the pond and its made of a yellow orangish terracotta and matching bench but they have greenery all round them and it looks good. Remember whenever u plant a tree to think ahead about how big it will be, whether it will block shade, whether its deciduous as they drop leaves everywhere and its a hassle raking them up. Leaves and flower petals on the ground look nice at a park garden but its different in ur house. Everyone has different tastes we don't all like the same otherwise it'd be boring streets all looking the same. The house down the road has about 150 gnomes and another has heaps of different types of statues as they make them to sell. So its ur style u have to think about %26amp; whether it will go with the house as well. Remember to plan ur garden like u would ur furniture etc Good luck to you %26amp; have fun that's the main thing. Unusual plant containers r great and of course everyone loves their flag if they can get one. Of course bird house and bird baths and get plants that attrack birds to ur garden as well. If u have a cat put a bell around its neck so the birds can hear it coming as well.............
Reply:Hm... I have a concrete Buddah.
Reply:I would only have a birdhouse - I don't like all that lawn stuff - I prefer natural flowers and trees.
2. wooden barrel(s)
3. pink flamingo(s)
4. lawn jockey statue(s)
5. Gnome statue(s)
6. scarecrow(s)
7. decorative fencing
8. unusual planter containers (such as a toilet, stock pot,
animal trough,etc....)
9. shepherds hook plant hangar
10. your Nations flag
More than one answer is cool...=)
thanx~
Which of the following would you include in lawn or yard decorations?
All of them plus an ex army tank or rusting car
Reply:Birdhouses...
Reply:1
and....I would like some of those led lights to line my drive way and walkway...I have them in the back by the pool, i need them in the front
Reply:When I lived in the country, I had an old wrought iron bed frame on my front lawn and I made a beautiful flower garden within the frame. I called it my flower bed!
Reply:bird houses,,,, lawn gnomes and scarescrows make you paranoid...
Reply:1) Got one of those humming bird things, they're great.
2) This has possibilities.
3) Love 'em! Dunno why, but I do.
4) I'll pass.
5) Put it with the others.
6) No way. People will think it's a political statement.
7) Decorative.... oh, yeah! The stuff with the razor wire on top.
8) Hitching post would be good.
9) They bend too easily.
10) Very cool.
Reply:birdhouse
shepherds pole
American Flag
Reply:birdhouses
nations flag
potted plants
**can't do the garden Gnome as my son would freak...he thinks they come to life and is scared to death of them...sad thing is he is 12...
Reply:1,2 with a nice wild flowers and 7
Reply:#7
#10 - two small USA flags
Reply:#5 Why would you need anything else........
Reply:1,10,7
Reply:Everything but the pink flamingos and the toilet seat planter. Just a little too over the top tacky for me. ;-)
Reply:1. birdhouse(s)
7. decorative fencing
10. your Nations flag
Reply:Birdhouse, Barrel, Fencing, and gotta have the yard Gnome.
An old boot with flowers in it is really cute next to the porch.
Reply:Birdhouses %26amp;%26amp; Nations Flag.
Reply:Birdhouses
Reply:For one thing it would depend on how big ur yard is. Wooden barrels look great but you can't put them straight on the ground because of white ants or termites %26amp; if u do u must treat them every 6mths. I'm not into gnomes and statues etc I think they look tacky. I do like a nice bench and especially one built around a tree. I love hanging baskets and pots with plants especially terracotta (even the plastic terracotta look nice) The only statue type thing I have is a lions head which sqirts water into the pond and its made of a yellow orangish terracotta and matching bench but they have greenery all round them and it looks good. Remember whenever u plant a tree to think ahead about how big it will be, whether it will block shade, whether its deciduous as they drop leaves everywhere and its a hassle raking them up. Leaves and flower petals on the ground look nice at a park garden but its different in ur house. Everyone has different tastes we don't all like the same otherwise it'd be boring streets all looking the same. The house down the road has about 150 gnomes and another has heaps of different types of statues as they make them to sell. So its ur style u have to think about %26amp; whether it will go with the house as well. Remember to plan ur garden like u would ur furniture etc Good luck to you %26amp; have fun that's the main thing. Unusual plant containers r great and of course everyone loves their flag if they can get one. Of course bird house and bird baths and get plants that attrack birds to ur garden as well. If u have a cat put a bell around its neck so the birds can hear it coming as well.............
Reply:Hm... I have a concrete Buddah.
Reply:I would only have a birdhouse - I don't like all that lawn stuff - I prefer natural flowers and trees.
Are there flamingos in the Everglades?
Im doing a Everglades brochure for class. on the cover along with some plant and an alligator, i would like to put a flamingo. but it would be stupid to put one if there aren't any. *****Please if u answer, put how u know or give me some reference so i know u didnt just guess. Thanks in advance :D
Are there flamingos in the Everglades?
Yes. The greater flamingo ...
Check out the birds on the Everglades National Park page:
http://www.nps.gov/ever/
http://www.nps.gov/ever/planyourvisit/up...
And there is an article in some birder mag - about the birds on Snake Bight in the park.
http://www.birdersworld.com/brd/default....
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Are there flamingos in the Everglades?
Yes. The greater flamingo ...
Check out the birds on the Everglades National Park page:
http://www.nps.gov/ever/
http://www.nps.gov/ever/planyourvisit/up...
And there is an article in some birder mag - about the birds on Snake Bight in the park.
http://www.birdersworld.com/brd/default....
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